Politics
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Paul Goldsmith Announces ‘Fake News Media Fund’ Stating Most People Get Their News From Fake News Media Outlets
The Challenges facing the media industry are many, from traditional format of news that nobody consumes, to a lack of trust but fear not, we have a new Minister who …
ENTERTAINMENT
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The Iconic Lemon & Paeroa Bottle Gets a Temporary But Iconic Replacement
L&P has featured in the fridges of dairies in New Zealand for more than a century…
SPORT
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CRIME
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Golriz Ghahraman Spikes the Supply of Eye-Rolls in New Zealand
New Zealand’s Green Party MP Golriz Ghahraman resigned from her position after being caught shoplifting in a boutique clothing store in Auckland. However, the media’s coverage of the incident, along …
BUSINESS
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WEF Attendees Fill Private Jets With Bags of Cash Demanding To Pay More Tax
Davos, Switzerland – The annual meeting of the World Economic Forum (WEF) kicked off today with a record-breaking number of private jet arrivals. A staggering 1,500 private jets descended on …
Education
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New Zealand Reinstates Basic Sex Education in Schools, Rainbow Education Re-Assigned to Science Curriculum
Not long now before our children are back to school from summer break, and little they know, it is going to be a great year. Schools will be restoring basic …
Health
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Winston Peters Ends Mandates, Fines Mask Wearers, and Immortalises Unvaccinated in Hall of Fame
New Zealand First Leader Winston Peters announced today that all COVID-19 mandates will soon be abolished. In addition to ending all mandates, Peters declared that anyone wearing a mask in …