New Zealand Reinstates Basic Sex Education in Schools, Rainbow Education Re-Assigned to Science Curriculum

Not long now before our children are back to school from summer break, and little they know, it is going to be a great year.

Schools will be restoring basic sex education in classrooms. Parents are celebrating this decision, but conspiracy theorist and NZEI Union president Mark Potter is not pleased with the change.

The Minister of Education, Erica Stanford, responded; “We are proud to bring back basic sex education to our schools. It is a fundamental part of growing up and understanding our bodies.”

Erica also confirmed that rainbow education will be taught in science classes. “physics is law, everything else is a recommendation” said Erica.