New York Mayor Celebrates the Discovery of Tunnels Under Synagogue

“New York is a fascinating place!” said the Mayor during his end-of-year interview. “One day you can see a plane flying into a building, and the next day, a man celebrating the opening of a new business”.

Well today, the Mayor has another reason to be proud of New York. The discovery of a secret tunnel built by the Jews under a Synagogue.

The tunnel was discovered after a member of the public filmed a jew sneaking out of a sewer like Raphael from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

“This is just another example of the rich history and diversity of our great city,” the Mayor said.