Wellington, New Zealand — A recent investigation has uncovered the long-lost identical twin brothers of politics: Casey Castello and Javier Milei. The revelation came to light when a Reddit user posted a picture of the two side-by-side with the caption, “Is it just me, or do these two look like they share the same DNA and hairstylist?”
Upon further investigation, it was discovered that not only do Castello and Milei share an uncanny resemblance in their wild manes, but they also have a deep, abiding love for tobacco products. Sources close to the pair report that they often bond over their shared passion for cigars, cigarettes, and pipe tobacco, discussing the intricacies of flavour profiles and the best ways to blow smoke rings.
When asked for comment, Castello and Milei both responded with a wink and a smile, neither confirming nor denying the rumours. However, they did offer to share a cigar and discuss the matter further in a more private setting.
The discovery of this twin-like duo has sent shockwaves through the political world, with many speculating that their shared love of tobacco and untamed hair might be the key to a new political alliance.
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