Stuff NZ Confirms Sam Uffindell Human and Not Guilty

New Zealand’s left-leaning news organisation, Stuff NZ, has issued a statement confirming their investigative reporting against Sam Uffindell were unfair.

This comes after Stuff NZ changed their policy on the humanities of a politician after defending Golriz Ghahraman. Stuff NZ’s Chief Political Reporter, Donna Miles, stated that Uffindell is only human and therefore not guilty.

“After protecting a politician for shoplifting, giving her the benefit of the doubt, we have had an awakening and now believe Sam Uffindell was not treated fairly” said Donna Miles.

Stuff NZ has promised to delete all news written on Sam Uffindell from their records.