Minister for Troll Winston Peters Suggests Fitting Punishment for Golriz Ghahraman

New Zealand’s Minister for Troll, Winston Peters, is responsible for protecting the nation’s satire humour.

He has called for a fitting punishment for Green Party MP Golriz Ghahraman following her recent shoplifting incident at a clothing store in Ponsonby.

“While the offence is severe, it is more fitting for a humorous punishment. Ms. Ghahraman should wear a T-shirt and scarf in support of Israel and wave it outside the very store she robbed” Said Mr. Peters.

In response, Ms. Ghahraman said, “I have become way too serious and it has led to a dark incident that I regret. A bit of satire humour might be good for the soul”.