Holidaymaker Falls in a Pothole — New Zealand’s Pothole Crisis Worsens

Holiday traffic was brought to a standstill when a Volkswagen Beetle, driven by a man and his Poodle plunged into a massive pothole. The incident occurred due to a growing concern over the country’s pothole problem.

Simeon Brown, Minister of Transport, has spent his entire holiday stock-taking large potholes around the Country. “Conspiracy theorists might believe it is the Aliens, but in fact, it was the Labour Government”.

Motorists are being warned to keep an eye for large potholes. At the time of publishing this story, the Poodle had been recovered by the fire fighters.