From Green to Mean: James Shaw’s Shocking Holiday Transformation

James Shaw has announced his departure from the Green Party following a holiday retreat. This revelation comes after James attended a psychedelic retreat involving the medicinal plant, Iboga, used to cure ideology addiction.

“During the retreat, I had a vision; efforts for climate change from a left ideology perspective, are inflated in the short term. I actually think we need more oil & gas exploration to get to a sustainable energy economy” said Shaw.

To everyone’s surprise; James is trading his hemp sandals for a pair of steel-toed boots and a hard hat, as he jumps ship from Green to National, as the new Minister for Oil & Gas.