Auckland MP Chlöe Swarbrick Spotted with a Giant Mushroom growing out of her Head

Chlöe Swarbrick, a self-confessed woke politician was spotted at Auckland University organising a protest. She was rallying a group of students to protest against the conservative right that ousted Harvard University’s new president, Claudine Gay

However, what really caught everyone’s attention was the giant green mushroom that had seemingly sprouted from the MP’s head during the holiday season

Mushroom expert Paul Stamets speculated this could be a rare case of the “woke mind virus” – a mysterious condition known to affect individuals with strong progressive ideologies

“It’s not uncommon for people with the woke mind virus to grow giant mushrooms on their heads, but most people pluck them off. We are not surprised that Chlöe has decided to wear hers with pride,” said Paul Stamets