Vandalised — Jacinda’s statue outside Parliament House gets a facelift

Wellington, New Zealand — The statue of former New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern outside the Parliament House has been vandalised.

The vandalism was so subtle it wasn’t noticed for days, until a tourist took a selfie and posted it on Instagram. The culprit, armed with nothing more than a sharpie, decided to add a Hitler Stache to the bronze figure.

The former PM known for her captivating response to COVID soon earned the status of a fascist after ruling the country under an iron fist with awful lockdowns while many people died on covid vaccines but were hidden by Ministry of Health.

The Hitler moustache, now forever etched on the bronze visage of Ardern, has left the Parliament House in a state of chuckles “that’s hilarious, the next piece vandalised will be her right arm stretched straight from her shoulder” said Chris Bishop.