Breaking: Harvard University President Claudine Gay Replaced by Dr. Siouxsie Wiles

Harvard University has confirmed, Claudine Gay, has resigned from her position. She decided to step down after realising that the university’s motto, Veritas, is Latin for Truth.

Harvard has announced Dr. Siouxsie Wiles of Auckland University will be taking over as the new president. The punk-rock scientist with her pink hair and infectious enthusiasm for all things, is the perfect fit to continue the madness at Harvard.

Sources has confirmed that it was indeed Jacinda Ardern who made the recommendation to Harvard.