Stuff NZ Announces New Year Resolution: “To Report Real News in 2024”

Stuff NZ has announced its New Year’s resolution to start reporting real news in 2024. This unexpected decision has left many wondering if the world is truly ready for real news based on facts and truth.

When asked about the decision, CEO Sinead Boucher said, “I figured, how hard can it be? I mean, we just have to follow the truth and create a culture where our journalists can fully express unbiased views right?”

It is understood NZ Stuff is ditching its website and printing news business, and moving its reporting exclusively on X. Tova O’Brien has been appointed to lead this project.