Jacinda Ardern Goes Electric — After Not Enough Gas in the Tank

Former New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has ditched her gas-guzzling ways and joined the electric revolution after ordering a Cybertruck

After her recent resignation, she realised she didn’t have enough gas to keep going, but later realised, she could just go electric

With her newfound electric power, Ardern has set her sights on tackling some of the world’s biggest problems in 2024

First up: plagiarism at Harvard University. The former PM has vowed to use her Cybertruck’s advanced AI technology to scan every paper and thesis submitted by students [and professors or presidents] to ensure that no one is copying and pasting their way to a degree

Next on the list is fighting extremism and misinformation as Head of Misinformation at Stuff NZ. Ardern plans to use her Cybertruck’s built-in megaphone to spread messages of love, unity, and the importance of fact-checking. And if that doesn’t work, she’ll just run over the haters with her all-electric Cyberbeast

Lastly, Ardern has her sights set on leading the World Health Organisation, protecting the world from another outbreak. And if that doesn’t work, she will just run over people who are infected with a virus, in her bullet-proof Cybertruck