King Charles III’s Christmas Day Speech: A Royal Rant

King Charles III used his first Christmas Day speech as monarch to air a series of annoying things he’s been dealing with since moving into Buckingham Palace

The King began his speech by addressing the itchy sheets that have been keeping him up at night. He then went on to complain about the ink pen he’s been using, which has left his hands looking like Papa Smurf

The King also mentioned the absence of Princess Diana’s photos in the palace, which he realised after watching the Netflix Series, The Crown

King Charles then launched into a tirade about the palace’s television set, which he claims only shows news coverage of Israel under attack, and the signal drops off when the news covers the genocide in Palestine

Finally, the King took a moment to address his wife, Queen Camilla, saying, “And don’t even get me started on her snoring”

In response to the King’s speech, Buckingham Palace released a statement saying, “The King is adjusting to his new role and surroundings, and we appreciate the public’s understanding during this time”

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