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The Iconic Lemon & Paeroa Bottle Gets a Temporary But Iconic Replacement

L&P has featured in the fridges of dairies in New Zealand for more than a century…


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Golriz Ghahraman Spikes the Supply of Eye-Rolls in New Zealand

New Zealand’s Green Party MP Golriz Ghahraman resigned from her position after being caught shoplifting in a boutique clothing store in Auckland. However, the media’s coverage of the incident, along …


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WEF Attendees Fill Private Jets With Bags of Cash Demanding To Pay More Tax

Davos, Switzerland – The annual meeting of the World Economic Forum (WEF) kicked off today with a record-breaking number of private jet arrivals. A staggering 1,500 private jets descended on …

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New Zealand Reinstates Basic Sex Education in Schools, Rainbow Education Re-Assigned to Science Curriculum

Not long now before our children are back to school from summer break, and little they know, it is going to be a great year. Schools will be restoring basic …


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Winston Peters Ends Mandates, Fines Mask Wearers, and Immortalises Unvaccinated in Hall of Fame

New Zealand First Leader Winston Peters announced today that all COVID-19 mandates will soon be abolished. In addition to ending all mandates, Peters declared that anyone wearing a mask in …